Chandler

Dear Zeus,

I think I should replace Ares because I have studied war in 1st,2nd,and 3rd grade.
I'm a very strong leader, I am not afraid to fight and I can bench press 30 POUNDS 10 TIMES!!!!!

You will like my superior strength and my ability to lead very well.
A lot of people want to be Ares but they probably don't have the guts to fight or see absurd disgusting things in war. I can handle anything you throw at me or whatever you order me to do whether it is killing someone, or winning a war, you can count on me to get the job done. I love to see blood and guts unless it is my own, because I am sometimes a coward and I can't handle it when my family, friends, and war mates bleed or die.

I could protect you even if I’m up against 100 soldiers, I will at least put up a fight and not run away like a coward. Every fight I have gotten into I have won all of them, and that is not including weapons.

If you could replace Ares with me I will kill anyone who gets in your way or threatens you.
Since other people want to be your brother Ares, I've decided to make a deal with you. You let me be Ares, and I will give you my soul and everything I have including all my wealth.

IS IT A DEAL?


Sincerely,
Chandler