Brittanie

March 31,2009
Dear Zeus,

I would like to replace Hades when he goes on his vacation! The reason why I think you should let me replace Hades is because I'm not afraid of the dark. That is a good thing because it's underground so there's no sun light.

I would also make it so that the dead don't have to pay to ride the ferry across the river Styx. I would give Charon a break sometimes and make someone else take over like one of the dead people for a punishment. That would make it easier for the families. So if they were to forget to put a coin under the deads' tongue they wouldn't haunt them forever. But I will make sure they have some kind of
punishment because they are there for a reason.

I also like the underworld because you get to rule the whole place. I would like to rule the whole underworld because there's a lot to do down there like give people punishments and make new lighting Bolts made of Lightning Volt-Blue. They will be for you too so you don't have to carry around a small golden lighting Bolt. It would look like a zigzag lance of lighting, volt-blue, radiant with energy. I know you already have one but I will make you more. I will make the dead blacksmiths make some for you for a punishment so that takes care of one of my punishments. I will come and deliver them by hand. I don't go to Olympus a lot because there's a lot to do down here. For example keeping track of the dead and making sure there's a lot of punishments so they will know that they did something wrong.

That is the exact reason why I think you should let me take over for Hades!


Sincerely, Brittanie